本片段剧情：莎拉离婚已经有八个月了，但她依然无法走出离婚的阴霾，家人都很为她着急，姐妹们开始张罗着给她介绍各种对象。与此同时，刚打完离婚官司的杰克也对爱情心生绝望……
本片段对白：
Sarah:No.Noway,I'mnotgoingoutwiththisguy.
Carol:Justcallhim.Sayhello.He'sinmybookclub.
Sarah:Whyisthereawomaninthispicture
Carol:It'shiswife.They'reseparated,buthedidn'twanttogotothetroubleofphotoshoppingheroutifyou'renotinterested.TheyareinHawaii.Ibelieveit'stheFourSeasons.Thiscouldbeyouinthephotograph.
Sarah:Aloha.
Carol:Well,ifyouchangeyourmind.
Christine:Yeah,I'vegotapicturetoo.
Christine'shusband:Metoo.
Sarah:Isthatwhyyou'reallhereThewholefamilyEveryonehasapictureforme
Bill(Sarah'sfather):Thisisanintervention,Sarah.
Christine'shusband:Thisguyisgreat.
Bill:Abeautifulgirllikeyoucan'tjustgiveup.There'slifeafterdivorce,youknow.
Sarah:Youweremarriedtothesamewomanfor45years,Dad.Whatdoyouknowaboutdivorce
Bill:Preciouslittle,Iadmit.Oh,theblackspecteroftwolivestornasunder.
Sarah:Nothelping,Dad.
Bill:Iwishyourmotherwerehere,Godresthersoul.She'dknowwhattosay.
Carol:"Putonanotherpotoftea."That'swhatshe'dsay.TheIrishanswertoallproblems.
Bill:Well,itworkedmostofthetime.
Sarah:Whoisthis
Sarah'sbrother:Ihavenoidea,butifyou'reinterested,I'llGooglehim.
Christine'shusband:Isthisitforfoodinthishouse,like,eightcrackersAndwhataretheseArethesebananas
Sarah:Ithinktheywereatonetime.
Christine'shusband:I'lltakeone.
Sarah:IguessIforgottoshopthismonth.
Christine:Whatareyougonnado,sisImean,really,it'sbeeneightmonths.
Sarah:Dad'sgiving-upideasoundsintriguing.Icouldbecomethecrazyauntwhomovesindowninthebasement.Putacotinforme,someherbalteas.I'dliketogetadog,ifthat'sokay
Carol:Marc,don'tyouhaveafriendforSarah
Sarah:"AFriendforSarah."I'mnowanepisodeofLittleHouseonthePrairie.
Carol:Comeon,youmustknowsomebody.
Marc:Notreally.Butifyouwanttohaveanaffair,Idoknowacoupleofmarriedguys.
Sarah:We'llletthatbeourfallback,okay
Marc:Okay.
Sarah'sbrother:Anaffair,that'saterrificidea.
Sarah:Myhusbandtotherescue.
Sarah'sbrother:Don'tcovermine.
Sarah:Ithinkaffairsshouldgoontheotherside.Yeah.
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Charlie:Hey,Jake.
Jake:Hey,Charlie.
Charlie:Divorceisfinal.You'reafreeman.Hoohoo!
Jake:Idon'tknowif“Hoohoo”istheappropriatesentiment.Fouryears...womanIreallyloved,Igotmyasskicked.
Charlie:High-five.
Jake:Notthatkindofmomenteither.
Charlie:Downlow
Jake:JustbecauseIwantthistostop.
Charlie:Youareofficially,bytheway,theworstclientI'veeverhad.
Jake:Thankyou.
Charlie:LetLisahaveeverything.Shewantedit.Eventhejudgewantedyoutokeepthoseboxinggloves.Oh,youknow,shereallylikedyou.
Jake:Ilikedhertoo,asfarasjudgesgo.
Charlie:No.Imean,really.
Jake:Wow,that'sagood-lookingcougar.Excellentstuff.Youthinkshe'dliketobuyahandmade,stainableteakboat
Charlie:Maybeifitcamewithprivatelessons.
Jake:EverybodywantsallthatTupperware...thosecomputer-designed,fiberglass-compositethings.Imean,don'tevenlooklikeboats.
Charlie:Theylooklikeboatswhentheygowhizzingbyyourwoodenguy.
Jake:Thatwasonerace,andI'vemadesomeadjustments,Charlie.Woodboatscanwin,youtrustmeonthat.
Charlie:Theycan'twin.That'swhypeopledon'twantthem.
Jake:Allright.Theycan'twin,buttheylosebeautifully.Andthewholeexperienceisjustbetter.Lookatthis.WithmyownhandsI'mmakingtheseboatstheexactsamewaytheSpanishandthePortuguesemadetheirshipsofexploration.There'sacontinuityatstakehere,Charlie.Thisismorethanaboat.Thisisatimemachine.
Charlie:IfyoupaidthismuchattentiontoLisa,youmightstillbetogether.
Jake:Thisistrue.ButyouknowwhatIfIhadtodoitalloveragain,Iwouldn't.Iwouldn't.Lisataughtmeaboutsadness...abouthumanfrailty...andhowunbearablyfleetinghappinesscanbe.I'mgonnaoweherfortherestofmylife.
Charlie:Oh,you'llbepaying.Monthly.
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Michael:Hopeyoudon'tmindthatIbroughtMotherTeresa.
Sarah:AreyoukiddingIlovethisgirl.MotherTeresa,doyouhaveafriendformeHey,iseverythingallrightathome
Michael:Yeah,Jenniferjustgetstiredofallthefamilygatherings.Toomanyoldstories.Itmakesherfeelleftout.
Sarah:Yeah.Kevinusedtosaythat.
Marc:Istillsayit.
Christine'shusband:Isayittoo.
Michael:Itseemshardnow,Sarah,Iknow...butyougetachancetomakeawholenewlifeforyourself.
Sarah:Thankyou,Michael,butinthemarketplaceofavailablewomen...
Michael:Anyguywouldbeluckytogetyou.You'resmart,you'refunny...evenkindofprettywhenyou'renotwallowinginself-pity.
Sarah:AmIwallowingReally
Michael:You'renotthewallowerinthefamily.Carolisthewallower.
Carol:MeIneverwallow.Isufferinsilence.
Michael:No,that'sChristine.
Christine:Thankyou,Michael.
Michael:No,no.
Sarah:SylviaPlath.Thisiswhypeople...don'thavelargefamiliesanymore.
Michael:Bye.Iloveyou.
Marc:Bye,Bill.
Sarah:Loveyou,Carol.
Christine:Bye,sister.
Sarah:Thankyou,Ithink.
Christine:Bye,Dad.
Bill:Bye,Chris.Bye.
Sarah'sbrother:Seeyoulater,Dad.
Carol:Bye,Daddy.
Marc:Bye.
Bill:There'ssomeonespecialwaitingforyou,Sarah.Iknowit.Someoneworthy.Kevinwasnot,onhisbestday...goodenoughforyou,sweetheart.
Sarah:Nowyoutellme.Whynot
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Charlie:YouknowIloveyouandIloveLisa,butIthinkyou'rebothbetteroff.
Jake:Wesureweren'tmakingeachotherhappythereattheend.Orthebeginning.Orthemiddle.
Charlie:Imean,don'tgetmewrong,weallwantedtosleepwithLisa,butmarriage...
Jake:That'snotright.
Charlie:Isaidthatoutloud,didn'tI
Jake:Youdid.
Charlie:Ibetterstrikethatfromtherecord.No,seriously,lawyersgettodothat.I'minstructingyoutodisregardthatnow.
Jake:Ithinkwomenhavethewholethingplanned.Really,thewholething.Anepicnarrativeintheirheads.YouknowmytheoryaboutthisWhenyoumeet,theyhavethewholestorywritten.Butyoudon'tgettoreadit.Butifyougooffscript...rightTheywriteyououtofthestory.Iwentoffscript.IgotwrittenoutofAct3.
Charlie:Nowyou'reinAct4,whereIgetyoubangedeverynightoftheweek.
Jake:Charlie,I'mtoast.Ijustgotshredded.Iam...It'stime,healingtime.I'monthebench.
Charlie:Hey.Hey.
Jake:I'moutofthegame.
Charlie:Hey.
Jake:Benchme,benchme.
Jake:Benched.
妙语佳句活学活用
1.gotothetroubleofdoingsomething:不辞劳苦做某事，费心费力做某事。
2.FourSeasons:夏威夷的四季度假酒店，是豪华度假酒店。卡罗尔这句话的意思是照片上的男人很有钱。
3.Aloha:（夏威夷人的招呼语）你好，欢迎；珍重，再见。
4.specter:阴霾。
5.tornasunder:撕扯得支离破碎。
6.cracker:（淡或咸的）薄脆饼干。
7.intriguing:有趣的，吸引人的。
8.cot:帆布床；吊床。
9.herbaltea:花果茶。
10.fallback:备胎。
11.High-five:双手高举击掌。
12.cougar:35岁以上的熟女，有时特指那些爱和比自己小很多的年轻男子约会的女人。
13.teak:柚木。
14.whizzing:飕飕地。
15.continuity:延续性。
16.atstake:存亡攸关，危若累卵。请看例句：Myhonorisatstake,soIcannotletthematterrest.（这危及我的名誉，所以我不能不管。）
17.fleeting:飞逝，转瞬即逝。例如：Weonlyhadafleetingglimpseofthesunallday.（一整天我们只看到太阳露了一下脸。）
18.leftout:被忽略。
19.wallow:沉溺于，沉迷于。例如：Wallowinginself-pitydoesnothelp.（自怨自怜于事无补。）